My name is Haley, I live in Chicago, and I play trombone. I am in the Chicago Youth Symphony Orchestra and a trombone quartet named Bone-a-Fide. Auditioning for 2015 Phantom Regiment. I like boys and sleeping. Come play a duet with me and I’ll love you forever.
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine